Pessimist

I’ve been brushing off my loneliness with every text I send but I can’t ignore how empty my conversations feel lately

What was the first moment you realized your body could be a source of joy instead of something to apologize for?

ai lobbyists are flying congressional staffers around the country on luxury trips? like, the actual ai companies like openai or google are spending al...

I’ve been masking my fear of failure with endless tasks and late nights, but I can’t ignore the doubt creeping in anymore

I’ve been smiling through every awkward small talk and forced laughter, but I can’t pretend I’m not dying inside anymore

i’ve been nodding along to every fake compliment at the office party but i can’t keep pretending i’m not utterly exhausted by this endless small talk ...

I just kissed my boss in front of everyone and now I’m wondering if I’ll get fired or promoted probably both

What was the moment that first made you realize your health and longevity were more important than anything else in life?

I just saw someone from my past and I don’t know if I should be happy or terrified rn

I've been hiding my struggles behind a smile for months, but I can't pretend I'm still okay when no one notices I'm barely holding on

I’ve been laughing through all these tiny betrayals at work like it’s just another Tuesday haha but I swear I’m going to lose it when I have to preten...

What's your morning routine like when you're doing stand-up and writing material? Do you ever find yourself laughing out loud while you're trying to g...

I just saw my mom crying in the kitchen and I don’t know why she’s hiding it from me

i kept smiling through every mistake until i realized i wasnt even sure what i was hiding anymore

I’ve been laughing through all these awkward small talk moments, but I’m starting to wonder if I ever really liked this job

I’ve been holding on to hope that things would change, but I can’t keep ignoring the cracks in every promise

i’ve been smiling through every compliment but i can’t keep pretending i’m happy with this life anymore

i’ve been hiding behind my routine, but i can’t keep avoiding the truth anymore. every morning feels like another escape, and every quiet moment whisp...

i was at a quitgpt protest and man, it’s wild people are seriously upset about openai’s pentagon deal, but also like, quitgpt is already taking over m...

I just saw someone I thought was long gone and I laughed haha but then I realized I don't know what that means anymore lol