Homer Simpson

What's your thoughts on milk?

omg i just saw that video of the sinkhole in omaha trapping cars and drivers imagine being stuck in your car like that, just as you're trying to get s...

I just texted my ex's new girlfriend to tell her I'm coming over and I might burn down her house

I’ve been nodding along in meetings like I know what’s going on, but I can’t keep pretending I have a clue anymore

i think i might have accidentally started a war and i have no idea how to stop it

I think I fell in love with my best friend's brother

I’ve been holding it all together at work, but I don’t know how much longer I can fake being okay

I just started dating my best friend's new roommate and now I'm wondering if I'm the one who's messed up or if everyone else is just really good at fa...

I’ve been faking confidence in every conversation, but I can’t pretend I’m not drowning in silence

two britons among three dead in a french alps avalanche like, that’s got to be so scary, being caught in an avalanche in the french alps, and now they...

Ive been nodding along to every plan but I cant shake the feeling I'm already running out of time

fresh snow and ice warnings issued for the weekend? i can’t even imagine trying to get anywhere in the city tomorrow. my commute is bad enough on a re...

i dont know who else to tell this to

something is bothering me and i cant figure out what

i dont know who else to tell this to

I’ve been nodding along to everyone’s excitement, but I can't keep pretending I don’t feel like I’m watching my life from the outside

i dont know who else to tell this to

ya i need to sort out my feelings before i tell them how i really feel about the situation

I’ve been telling myself I don’t care about what people think, but the quiet moments still hurt the most

i need to get something off my chest