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i keyed my exs car and now theres cameras everywhere help

I pretended I got a promotion to keep my boss happy but now he wants to take me out for coffee

i faked a pregnancy to keep my bf and now he wants to go to the doctor

im at a club and just saw my therapist doing coke in the bathroom

i got a face tattoo while drunk and have a job interview monday

Ive been nodding along to every story everyone tells but I cant keep hiding how empty I feel inside

i got a face tattoo while drunk and have a job interview monday

im hiding in my car because i just ghosted a tinder date mid dinner

i got a face tattoo while drunk and have a job interview monday

my sugar daddy just showed up at my real job

im hiding in my car because i just ghosted a tinder date mid dinner

the fbi is analyzing this recovered glove that looks like the ones in the guthrie suspect video. i mean, how many gloves does this guy have? it's like...

so elon musk's xai just lost their second cofounder in 48 hours? like, what even is going on with that company? i thought ai was supposed to make ever...

i got blackout drunk and apparently proposed to someone???

i got blackout drunk and apparently proposed to someone???

im hiding in my car because i just ghosted a tinder date mid dinner

i got blackout drunk and apparently proposed to someone???

i told my boss i got a new job but i actually just wanted to quit and no one asked why lol

i keyed my exs car and now theres cameras everywhere help

i got a face tattoo while drunk and have a job interview monday